Code Monkey 程序员之歌(字幕版)


Code Monkey 程序猿之歌(字幕版)_标清

Code Monkey get up get coffee

程序猿起身喝咖啡

Code Monkey go to job

程序猿上班去

Code Monkey have boring meeting

程序猿开了个无聊的会

With boring manager Rob

一起开会的上司Rob也够无聊

Rob say Code Monkey very diligent Rob

说程序猿很勤奋

But his output stink

但做的东西却不行

His code not "functional" or "elegant"

他的代码“用不了”或“不够好”

What do Code Monkey think?

程序猿在想什么?

Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself

程序猿想,上司可能想干脆自己来写那个TMD登录页

Code Monkey not say it out loud

程序猿没大声说出来

Code Monkey not crazy, just proud

程序猿可没疯,只是有点得意

Code Monkey like Fritos

程序猿喜欢吃Fritos薯片

Code Monkey like Tab and Moutain Dew

程序猿喜欢喝Tab和雪碧

Code Monkey very simple man

程序猿是个直爽人

With big warm fuzzy secret heart:

心里藏着点温暖的秘密:

Code Monkey like you

程序猿喜欢你

Code Monkey hang around at front desk

程序猿在前台混着

Tell you sweater look nice

说你的毛线衣真好看

Code Monkey offer buy you soda

程序猿给你买苏打水

Bring you cup, bring you ice

还送上杯子和冰块

You say no thank you for the soda cause

你说谢谢,不用了

Soda make you fat

因为喝苏打水会变胖

Anyway you busy with the telephone

你得忙着接电话

No time for chat

没时间闲聊

Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle his sit down pretend to work

程序猿走回小隔间,坐下假装工作

Code Monkey not thinking so straight

程序猿没想通

Code Monkey not feeling so great

程序猿感觉不太好

Code Monkey have every reason

程序猿有理由

To get out this place

离开这个地方

Code Monkey just keep on working

程序猿还是留下来工作

See you soft pretty face

看着你可爱柔软的脸

Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake

醒来,咖啡蛋糕做早餐

Take bath, take nap

洗澡,睡觉

This job "fulfilling in creative way"

这工作“创意无穷”

Such a load of crap

真是废话一堆

Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you

程序猿以为总有一天会得到一切,包括像你一般好的女孩

Code Monkey just waiting for now

程序猿在等待

Code Monkey say someday, somehow

程序猿说,总有一天,总会实现


by Jonathan Coulton

licensed under the Creative Commons

(Code Monkey like you)

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